Identical Twins AU - Evil Twin

Anonymous inquired:

Identical Twins AU: the look they give when some one cracks the whole "So which one of you is the evil twin?" joke.

This went in a weird direction. The last part has some partner violence in the form of one person shoving their partner into a wall, because he’s an asshole who thought just because he got invited to his partner’s room that meant they were going to get it on and when that turned out not to be the case, he reacted like a caveman.

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“So, which of you is the evil twin?” Croakie leers at them, leaning into Luke’s space and dragging his eyes down her body in a way that makes her desperately want to punch him in the mouth. She clenches her jaw and tells herself that he is an important intelligence asset, with important information for the Alliance, and she is not allowed to punch him.

At least not until he gives her the intel.
 

“I am.” Leia says and socks him right in the nose. He goes down with a howl, clutching his face and judging from the snap she heard, Leia just broke his nose. She feels her jaw drop as she stares at her sister, who kneels down to yank a datachip from Croakie’s vest pocket.
 

“Yof fuck’n bitch!” Croakie slurs, but he doesn’t move from the ground.

“The Alliance thanks you for your service.” Leia says and twirls around, grabbing Luke’s hand, and tows her away. She’s too shocked to do anything else but stumble after her.

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“So, who’s the evil twin?” Jan Li asks, smirking at them both, and Luke sighs because really? Why is Li like this?

“I’m about to be if you don’t improve your flight times.” Luke snaps, tired and cold. Jan Li roars in laughter as she passes them by to go to her X-wing and as she’s passing Leia, she smacks her butt. Leia jumps, squawks, and turns around to go after her. Luke grabs her arm.

“You’re doing spinning drills for the rest of the night, Li!” She shouts and feels no shame when the other pilot complains and says she’s overreacting.

“I’m going to hide a Kressi spider in her bunk.” Leia announces and Luke follows after to be her lookout.

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Identical Twins AU - The Fate of Kris

 Anonymous inquired:

Identical Twins AU: LBR Vader killed Kris. No one knows why Vader targeted him. No one can figure out how Vader knew where he was or even why Vader was in that part of the galaxy. Leia has no idea why people would think she would be involved. Vader is literally the last person in the galaxy she would want to talk to. You can't prove anything.

I have one other ask about this very scenario and I’m not saying Vader killed Kris but I’m also not saying he didn’t. At no point did Leia know that there was a mission that needed a pilot that also had a very high chance of outright failure. And because of that lack of knowledge, she did not recommend Kris for said mission off the books, because again she did not know about this mission. 
 

No one can prove that she had the feeling that Vader would show up and no one can prove that she wrote down what Kris had done and said to her sister on a datachip and then encrypt it before hiding it in Kris’ flight suit. (It was a lucky break that when Kris was shot down, he actually lived through the crash into atmo. Well, he thought it was lucky, at least.)
 

Vader found him, of course, and then he found the chip. The encryption was easy to break and then Kris’ neck was easy to snap. 
 

But no one can prove that Leia had anything to do with it. Why would she ever sabotage her own rebellion like that or have anything to do with someone like Darth Vader, the Emperor’s fist and the thing that tortured her mind to try and peel the location of the rebellion from her? She wouldn’t. 

(This does not make them friends or allies. Leia just figures, if the Emperor can use Vader like a personal murderbot, so can she.)