Tumblr short fic - Teen Wolf

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 rukiyo:

I wonder, if when, Stiles looses track of a spider in his house, does he call Scott to hunt it down?

Stiles took his eyes off it for a SECOND, A SECOND, and now it’s gone. Doing god knows what where and plotting to crawl down his throat and plant its evil babies in his belly, he just knows it. This calls for drastic measures - He grabs his phone and hits speed dial 1.
 

“Dude, its one in the morning, what do you want?” Scott says from the other end of the line, not sounding tired at all.
 

“You need to come over here, I lost track of it and I know its plotting to plant babies inside me so they burst out and devour me. I don’t want that, that sounds like a terrifying way to die, get over here and help me!” Stiles says in a rush, turning sharply on his bed because he could have sworn he saw movement out of the corner of his eye. There’s nothing there, but that doesn’t mean he’s safe. The thing is just smart and listening in on his call - planning.
 

“….Dude, is this about a spider?” Scott asks, sounding exasperated but Stiles hears the rustle of cloth, like Scott is tugging a shirt on to come over and save Stiles from his horrible fate.
 

“NO, ITS ABOUT AN ARACHNID THAT IS IN MY ROOM, WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE AND PLOTTING TO KILL ME TO POPULATE ITS SPECIES, GET OVER HERE!” Stiles yells down the line, thankful his father is at work (though, not really because his dad has Raid and a gun and if he were here he’d be down the hall not 15 minutes away) so he doesn’t have to worry about being loud.
 

Scott laughs at him even as he hangs up. Stiles clutches his phone to his chest and stays vigilant. The bastard could come at him at any moment and Stiles was not going down without a fight.

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Scott is in his room, head cocked to the side, and Stiles stays very still and very quiet in hopes that Scott will hurry up and find the damn thing. Scott frowns and reaches over to his desk chair, moving it, and THERE IT IS.
 

It runs at Scott in an attempt to maul him, possibly try to eat him, and Scott crushes it with his foot. Because he is a True Alpha and spiders are no match for werewolves!
 

(It has nothing to do with the fact that the spider is not poisonous and could fit in the palm of a six year old’s hand.)